as humans we feel like we are so small
like what we do won’t make the planet fall
as we begin our time in the real world
our true artful qualities are unfurled
manage complex external relations
while maximizing profits for your kids
I can read at home and be less sleepy
this game we play at school is so silly
the school is not a place to bring a gun
it could be considered confrontation
I love money as much as the next guy
but these cats make me not want to comply
I worry for you like a brother does
of your stressful life is what it’s because
why can’t you embrace me for who I am?
the skeletons in your closet, god damn
with ease I could read the slides to the class
I’ll get an A but I just want to pass
internet communication can suck
misinterpretation causes a muck
watch out for those who are slower than you
crash into them and a fight may ensue
in death, there’s not something considerate
the darkness and the evil beckons it
I can remember when we used the chalk
the students would cough when they tried to talk
‘cause sandals in restrooms confuses me
it makes me cringe, the wiping of the pee
I can’t wait ‘till we get to the turnstile
It sucks we have to walk this fucking mile
the wind blows competence into your soul
become grounded, grab a hold of this pole
John is so good he makes it seem easy
of course there’s Paul, he helps lots fo sheezy
you try to run away from your success
it’s now apparent that you are the best
the fragile rainforests circle the earth
this country is so wasteful that it hurts
I sit in the outfield and scream and shout
swing and miss, I dare you, ‘cause you’ll get out
I like my clothes to fit me perfectly
I’ll pay you lots of dough to tailor me
it seems like lately the future is now
my hair is greying, falling on my brow
so, time and time again I fall asleep
the lights turn off, it makes me want to weep
the business world itself makes me irate
except that I want money, eff this state
the greediness of my existence hurts
but really I get giddy when I work
galloping horsies, brandishing weapons
you bargain for your life, but it depends
now just as we apply we get denied
don't use paper statements because God minds
I want a sundae with apple compote
I just want to feel food inside my throat
you're not more of a man than I can be
I suggest you promptly make like a tree
legal entity – should I use this thing?
managing an artist can make you sting
an environment of mutual trust
digital media chops are a must
pull on my mustache like you are a child
when I DO shave it off you'll go buck wild
go forth, bring your self and your weaponry
the forest battle, increased by the tree
shave off my beard and I will slit your throat
my rippling muscles are what get your goat
my broadsword will be the ending of you
pillage, be merry, drink up the booze too
shred it up, max, show me how it's done good
you make even james seem like he's no good
spiders and centipedes don't bother me
I remember what it's like not to see
healthy, sumptuous annals of hygiene
it's like we're living so we can be clean
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
love couplets
please tell me what you want to do with me
I caress your libido tenderly
If only there was something we could share
But you can’t even see what isn’t there
In some ways I wish I was more sexy
I want you so bad to want to meet me
I get a good vibration off of you
You like me and of course I like you too
if I were older, do you think we'd be
able to make eye contact reg'larly?
there are many parts of you that confuse
when good does not outweigh bad then you lose
I'm set aback by your high intellect
you've seen much more than me, you are correct
through your actions is how I came to know
act’ally I’d rather you not say so
something that has confused me for all long
your attraction to those who treat you wrong
If you think we’re cool, then be my lover
‘cause I swear I have not been run over
the words “I love you” shouldn’t be used light
or else when you leave there could be a fight
maybe when I'm really drunk, we'll make it
I look into your eyes, feel sedated
do you feel the feelings that I'm feeling?
your face makes my heart jump to the ceiling
I caress your libido tenderly
If only there was something we could share
But you can’t even see what isn’t there
In some ways I wish I was more sexy
I want you so bad to want to meet me
I get a good vibration off of you
You like me and of course I like you too
if I were older, do you think we'd be
able to make eye contact reg'larly?
there are many parts of you that confuse
when good does not outweigh bad then you lose
I'm set aback by your high intellect
you've seen much more than me, you are correct
through your actions is how I came to know
act’ally I’d rather you not say so
something that has confused me for all long
your attraction to those who treat you wrong
If you think we’re cool, then be my lover
‘cause I swear I have not been run over
the words “I love you” shouldn’t be used light
or else when you leave there could be a fight
maybe when I'm really drunk, we'll make it
I look into your eyes, feel sedated
do you feel the feelings that I'm feeling?
your face makes my heart jump to the ceiling
love haiku
you, make me jealous?
of course it makes me jealous
what do you expect?
I think of your eyes
my stomach falls to my feet
please look at me more
every single time
the clock startles me awake,
I wish you’d close it
do you think I’m hot?
cause I like looking at you.
I’m catching your looks
Tell me about you
I’m curious why you don’t
ask me about me
sing into my ear
your voice like a lullaby
I want to jump in
tell me you love me
if you want we can stay up
and look at the stars
today is the day
we are never going down
don’t worry baby
whisper tenderly
your mouth emits godliness
touch me with your hand
as your eyes meet mine
I become frozen in time
we will be so much
as their gazes meet
he decides it’s time to wed
cause he wants kids, right
smelling like heaven,
even if you’ve barely slept.
How do you do it?
if I met your folks
they might think I’m not worthy.
Your mom’s kind of hot
lock eyes with me now.
With you, I’m not afraid of
thinking what to say
when I don’t see you,
I can’t concentrate on squat.
I want your eyeballs
Why don’t you love me?
I’m way cooler than he is.
I do not pretend.
When you hold me close,
I want to turn off my cell
But what if you call?
if I close my eyes
I can feel your desire.
Let’s go to the back
we are nothing now
since you’re now with someone whack
makes me feel stupid
losing affection
you suck at hiding feelings
I’m hurting inside
lose interest in me?
what goes around comes around
actions, much louder
if you ever need
me to lie to your mother
of course, for you, yes
I wanted to be
able to sleep beside you
but no sex of course
the thought of your eyes
you make it so I can’t breathe
please let me kiss you
get mad at me please
if it makes you feel better
I’ll let you punch me
it’s as if I’m frail
you grab a hold of me like
I’m going to fall
your personal life
it must be so frustrating
to be your life mate
sex, we should and could
it is natural and zesty
let’s wear protection
I am upset by
the fact that I feel duped hard
I am way turned off
hold it in, guess why
let her get it out, and then
you get what you want
one little thing back
communication is key
please, listen just once
ruby red fullness
tenderly and pass'nate
whisper sweet nothings
close your eyes, tell me
you and I were meant to be
you're the world to me
don't get short with me.
if you were obsessed with me,
it would feel different
I just want to look
at you into the morning
I will be sober
I see now that you
are upset because you can’t
manipulate me
you have lovely eyes
you're the only one for me
gaze upon my chram
to the table now
I am attracted to you
but your mind is weak
will you take my hand
I don't want to get married
I don't want worries
of course it makes me jealous
what do you expect?
I think of your eyes
my stomach falls to my feet
please look at me more
every single time
the clock startles me awake,
I wish you’d close it
do you think I’m hot?
cause I like looking at you.
I’m catching your looks
Tell me about you
I’m curious why you don’t
ask me about me
sing into my ear
your voice like a lullaby
I want to jump in
tell me you love me
if you want we can stay up
and look at the stars
today is the day
we are never going down
don’t worry baby
whisper tenderly
your mouth emits godliness
touch me with your hand
as your eyes meet mine
I become frozen in time
we will be so much
as their gazes meet
he decides it’s time to wed
cause he wants kids, right
smelling like heaven,
even if you’ve barely slept.
How do you do it?
if I met your folks
they might think I’m not worthy.
Your mom’s kind of hot
lock eyes with me now.
With you, I’m not afraid of
thinking what to say
when I don’t see you,
I can’t concentrate on squat.
I want your eyeballs
Why don’t you love me?
I’m way cooler than he is.
I do not pretend.
When you hold me close,
I want to turn off my cell
But what if you call?
if I close my eyes
I can feel your desire.
Let’s go to the back
we are nothing now
since you’re now with someone whack
makes me feel stupid
losing affection
you suck at hiding feelings
I’m hurting inside
lose interest in me?
what goes around comes around
actions, much louder
if you ever need
me to lie to your mother
of course, for you, yes
I wanted to be
able to sleep beside you
but no sex of course
the thought of your eyes
you make it so I can’t breathe
please let me kiss you
get mad at me please
if it makes you feel better
I’ll let you punch me
it’s as if I’m frail
you grab a hold of me like
I’m going to fall
your personal life
it must be so frustrating
to be your life mate
sex, we should and could
it is natural and zesty
let’s wear protection
I am upset by
the fact that I feel duped hard
I am way turned off
hold it in, guess why
let her get it out, and then
you get what you want
one little thing back
communication is key
please, listen just once
ruby red fullness
tenderly and pass'nate
whisper sweet nothings
close your eyes, tell me
you and I were meant to be
you're the world to me
don't get short with me.
if you were obsessed with me,
it would feel different
I just want to look
at you into the morning
I will be sober
I see now that you
are upset because you can’t
manipulate me
you have lovely eyes
you're the only one for me
gaze upon my chram
to the table now
I am attracted to you
but your mind is weak
will you take my hand
I don't want to get married
I don't want worries
misc haiku
my greed is growing
my standards ate growing too
I am a yuppie
my eyelids weigh lots
little sticks like Ulysses
I want to see home
the fact that your teeth
need orthodontic attention
is nothing really
carve it on my wall
I’m sorry if I don’t think of
original things
sweet home derrière
kid rock misses Pamela
he is a rapper?
it’s funny and sad
that she effed you in the A
we knew it would come
promote the movie
contractual arrangements
such calculations
when a film gets out
of the door, residuals
are in question now
on with the show now
there are so many who sneak
give us a bad name
life in the tropics
the sun is damaging me
fill up my mai tai
spend lots on T.V.
advertise to your mother
I like drinking booze
I feel close to it
my student loans are mounting
take it eee-eee-say
why can’t I just not
express myself to the class
I don’t feel like it
fly this way and that
my exhaling attracts you
you know I’ll kill you
musically we mesh
though you frequently get mad
imagine the funds
my musical needs
let’s create and move on
I am bad at work
it’s cold in that room
the internet stinks in there
don’t put us in there, please
many diff’rent things
are considered signs of God
let’s trustr in ourselves
the depth of your mind
nope. Not in a million years
will I be with you
a constant message
with the least costly method
IMC campaign
restrictions create
a volume inflated.
or is it the flip
art is sacrifice
what kind of world is living
not my fav’rit kind
control the content
the best search engine results
I will own the world
I forgot my shirt.
As the party was dying.
I just grabbed my vest.
there are so many
just me and my machine gun
I’m interactive
like a fly you’ll be
an annoying piece of trash
your guts on the wall
how you people sleep
is so mysterious to me
think of the children
technical issues
technical understanding
technical function
quality control
encode captions properly
guide product function
take it to the grave
consider your soul brothers
they’d take one for you
this school is not shit
but I think that over time
greed has corrupted
sell, sell sell sell, sell
money money money, sell
sell sell sell, sell sell
unethical things
will make your company bad
and you won’t make cash
survival, success
sell everything you can sell
don’t care about them
shake the tree and puke
get out of the car ok
your wife’s mad at you
nod your head, could be
what kind of teacher are you
I could teach this class
retired actors
some can be so uppity
they will stonewall you
share information,
lose your opportunities.
competition’s hot
I’d like a shower
warm water flows on my head
I open my mouth
getting a haircut
“can you use a Flowbee please?”
“all the same length please”
if I whored myself
I would also hate myself
I’d rather not work
this effing country.
People are vain and only
care about money
You want an agent
They want some of your money
A catch-22
I am sickened by
Hannah Montana, I mean
it’s Miley Cyrus
ah, what is the point
they annoyed me a lot, and
now it is better
the fish like the shine
make sure to take your watch off
or else you might bleed
talent/manager
is it possible to work?
hammer it out, yo
shiny, glass surface
like a freshly Pledge’d table
exhilaration
make sure my feet stick
I can’t stand up very well
at least I don’t pose
early morning waves
“anything for the surf, bra”
is it ever cold!!
The “Dawn Patrol” bonds
sunrise unlike anything
I don’t like mornings
I’m like a dolphin
I can swim in water, and I
have sex for pleasure
the grinding action
of my muscles and acid
this is what I crave
outward emotions
I can read you like a book
you are a liar
dirt gets in my nose
as the shovel breaks the ground
my skin is leaking
which one was the first
the chicken or did the egg
questions forever
I miss Ex’pression
though walls at Full Sail are nice
but there are no girls
bring the costs down fast
pay the workers less money
you’ll end up in hell
it’s based in L.A.
network’s rooted in the past
where should I live now?
emotional temp
sidetrack your ability
they’re manageable?
the yoga handout
Justin wants to breathe fire
Erin won’t get it
people from the north say words like fire, pail, rail, and grill as one syllable. But people from the south make them into two syllables.
marvel at my tail (north)
eat beano and feel great (south)
hang on the mantle
the know all aspect
of your personality's
why you're avoided
sometimes you don’t care
“Please tell me about your life.
No, act’ally don’t.”
the cow chews the cud
spin like a washing machine
mesmerization
sincere discussions
talk to me about yourself
no thank you, I’m tir’d
strange phenomenon
we can talk of wiping butts
but not breasts, ok??
I think poo is worse
than breasts, they’re external skin.
Poo can be messy!
in some ways death tempts
my words result in eye rolls
ignorance is bliss
my autonomy
silence me and I will stop
but a dick I’ll be!
it’s a stressful job
my co-workers are assholes
boy, I want to quit
don’t you put me down
confidence is based in it
I’ll come after you
I’m paid well, ha ha
“paging Dr. So & So”
you’re still a child
make lots of money
reschedule my appointment
Dr. So & So
you describe yourself
people have lots of issues
show me the money
a fulfilling role
redefine activities
make your job worth it
brainstorm the options
int’rests with the other side
listen and argue
is it all worth it?
proactive not reactive
don’t let them cut you
bite the sour grass
fill my mouth up with dog pee
why is it so good?
plum wine and sake
cheap beer and seaweed crunchies
imitation crab
this pack weighs a ton
walk hard 'till the sun goes down
dig a hole to poop
Elizabeth, ha
don't you dare try to tell her
about her bus'ness
we got the fever
it don't matter what they want
we need room to move
the circle of poo
even the little one needs
appreciation
juvenile prankster
ants in the peanut butter
broken childhood
the environment
cover our waste with plastic
God is getting mad
love the FCC
the man knows best doesn't he
gimme some money
go to the movies
the people chew so loudly
krinkle your wrapper
memorize your script
fake like you like the ladies
lip liner and blush
the bubbles tickle
effervescence fills the mouth
don't call your parents
wedding reception
be careful not to get trashed
'till death do us part
raindrops pitter-pat
lil' rivers run down the roof
harness the excess
she just seems sincere
so what if she voted yes
our best int'rests
remember the date
write it on your calendar
anniversary!!
snap, crackle, and pop
focus the sun's beam on 'em
have compassion, God!
your needs, wants, int'rests
negative emotions kill
get our brain to quit
the who and the what
positive emotions can
stimulate fairness
prepare in advance
to gain market advantage
or just save your shirt
a critical path
first focus on the endpoint
a backwards mapping
I say "thank you, God"
di'n't want to have to do it
"Your honor, settle".
dirty tricks, tactics
nastiness in the real world
hope they are divorced
negotiation
use jujitsu, not int’rests
know what YOU can do
one text procedure
mediator makes a list
criticize the list
"you just can't papa roach"
getting to yes book
don't read it, it won't matter
"Teach, give me an A"
a cosmic crapshoot
shoot our trash into the sun
jet fuel costs a lot
can't let things go, huh
sometimes in the legal world
like a tether ball
premature judgment
know you can't change someone else
you can change yourself
inventing options
invent first, decide later
separate the acts
broaden your options
is broaden even a word?
yeah it sure is, woo!
creating problems
dreaded circle chart of life
just throw a stick in
this is Anthrax pie
eat it quickly, go to sleep
drink, magic Kool-Aid
win/win sit'ation
don't blame the other person
release emotions
consistent values
know 'em and appreciate
"yeah right I'll sign it."
basic human needs
economic well being
praise, security
so many bright lights
I can't see the crowd, you ass
turn up the vocals?
my duality
I'm rolling with the punches
but I'm feeling trapped
an ad hoc approach
we make it up as we go
fly by pants' seat
your effective pitch
be afraid of team members
they might not know shit
manufacturing
consider distribution
"save us money, k?"
sitting in traffic
smoke weed and grin at the cops
roll the windows down
don't when it's cloudy
turn on the sprink'ler system
the water will come
memorize the lines
enjoy the sweat of the palms
the director yells
our couch was 10 bucks
living temporarily
I don't want cable
duh, we can do this
cultural myopia
unify, manage
some competitor
seed of your own destruction
waiting in the wings
in the rice paddy
squish, squash, in between your toes
"eyeball to eyeball"
Return of the Fly
Danzig is silly and short
"as long as it's dead"
"eyeball to eyeball"
"man in the black pajamas"
"face down in the muck"
decision making
know when to cut your losses
yeah, Fibonacci
reinvent the wheel?
No! Just beg, borrow, and steal!
pirate the software!
controlled, waxed sliding
careful, moguls'll get you
make sure you're in shape
next to the mansion
huuuuuge disparity of wealth
the workers live there
you have a sportscar?
how much is your car payment?
what's your credit score?
finish your food now
consumption is voracious
don't throw it away
trashcans filling up
"throw away society"
recycle your mom
globalization -
the impact is the dark side.
Expand! No. Should I?
GATT signatory,
we need your cheaper products.
don't buy Chinese goods
WTO
generic transnational
shit conspiracies
factor into cost
armed, private security
U.S. filmmaking
production model
we learn from the Japanese
we are not the best
soap and a loofah
suds down the crack of the back
the warm water soothes
tragic short marriage
"You should choose wisely, my son."
divorce is messy
target GPC
countries chomping at the bit
select an item
Japanese are smart
JIT delivery
low inventory
these early classes
the teachers want the schedule
well, what can you do?
flexible, (huh-huh)
to customize a product -
swap out components
exclusive vendor
we'll stock 10,000 units
"You meet the demand?"
unrealistic
can you step up and fulfill?
the GPC calls
you must be focused
to get good at anything
practice makes perfect
(barf!)
the more you do it
(work at negotiation)
the better you get
(barf again!)
sell this greybeard now
you'll get 900 dollars
poor or no options
the constitution
government regulations
ssh! Make adjustments!
'80s Germany
economic powerhouse
we want to glom on
1989
implode economically
capitalism?
business in China
capitalistic approach!
ummm… communism?
to be a Union,
change your policies for me.
you must harmonize
customer service
Ding! Necessary evil!
big waste of money
primary, support
activities – (money drain).
who makes the most cash?
Toshiba! Blu-Ray!
Paramount and Microsoft -
fools! You guys are effed
based on location -
comparative advantage.
cheaper to do it
better management,
competitive advantage.
"economic rents"
cheaper overseas
customer satisfaction!
add value, raise prices!
enter new markets
all the time, good sales people
reach out overseas
ethical questions
you should be good citizens,
but we want money
smack, crack, bats hit balls
(the player dances between)
strike him out, wild thing
babbling, once frozen
the water tickles the ears
ever so cold, brrr
the 1980's
economic powerhouse
Japan is the shit
dumping (undercut)
money from the government
subsidization
respect our patents
Japan in the '70's
don't buy Japanese
huge shift in our minds
the globe is a marketplace
Japanese? Cheap? Not.
if you fail to plan
(business in foreign countries)
then you plan to fail
be a pioneer
consider production costs
may be disastrous
rise of the foreign,
entertainment has fused with
the technology
value added chain
sip your champagne in jest
"of leather and fur"
I want some money
the machine sells red bull yeah
let's feel alert now!
vivid expression
the mind makes up crazy things
I cannot sit still
spin, let's spin it off
license out the rights, money
the public wants it
end of the movie
predictability kills
a waste of my time
Sea World waterpark
people screaming and peeing
the residents lost
to build a theme park
marketing and LBE
high ticket prices
new HD cam'ra
scan it with a Taliesin
Blu-Ray, the victor
travel agents suck
cheesy, thrift store chaqueta
shave your face some more
infuriation
45 dollar cab ride?
"I don't think so, Bub"
find a lake, jump off
beware underwater rocks
rinse your fears away
drive across the plain
fill stations and nudity
every 5 hours, smoke
athletes, steroid use
we don't want kids to take drugs
"I'm juiced up, are you?"
wilier clans fight
bloody battles, bravery
it's about winning
high class R.V. Parks
I want accommodations
get me off my ass
newspapers no more
screens are nice, and so are trees
my pet poo's all 'round
polarizing kills
media conglomerates
what goes 'round comes 'round
the rise of Shiva
I bring death and suffering
in fair Verona
indescribable
my brain craves my pillow more
so why the long face
let's work the kids hard
their small hands fit so nicely
oh so timid they're
I'm gonna getcha
on the way to the bike rack
you're good as dead, boy.
give memos to all
even the receptionist
they, too, have a heart
"Blasphemy, my boy.
Don't you even think of that.
Father IS the son.”
eating fried goodness
talk just as the mic feeds back
"vanilla shake, please."
at time the fl'wer blooms
min'ture wings flap with buzzing
the warm, sweet nectar
puritan ethic
the U.S. lives in the past
wish I was Saudi
my belt buckle shines
slam into the ropes, my friend
I'm gonna own you
live like a soldier
obey orders, sir, yes sir
beware of the Japs
why can't we get it?
Pearl Harbor, 9/11
they both were all fake
woman, oh wooo-man
ho, stop the insanity
power animal
highly effective
you look like Billy Corgan
Why yo ears pointy?
we want the money
or we can take the vodka
keeps me warm at night
eye contact can hurt
Russians can intimidate
drink some more vodka
the music, it sooths
The Bedlam In Goliath
The Mars Volta rules
Greece & Bulgaria
they have funny speak and skin
why are you so strange?
3" proxemics
these crammed subways in Asia
stop breathing on me
flashlights shining 'round
these S.O.B.'s are nothing
"window to the soul"
confusion sets in
the lady and the donkey
what kind of school's this?
give me some tea please
hold on and stand on my back
light my cigarettes
men in baths is weird
the women make you feel great
sit and watch the tube
my standards ate growing too
I am a yuppie
my eyelids weigh lots
little sticks like Ulysses
I want to see home
the fact that your teeth
need orthodontic attention
is nothing really
carve it on my wall
I’m sorry if I don’t think of
original things
sweet home derrière
kid rock misses Pamela
he is a rapper?
it’s funny and sad
that she effed you in the A
we knew it would come
promote the movie
contractual arrangements
such calculations
when a film gets out
of the door, residuals
are in question now
on with the show now
there are so many who sneak
give us a bad name
life in the tropics
the sun is damaging me
fill up my mai tai
spend lots on T.V.
advertise to your mother
I like drinking booze
I feel close to it
my student loans are mounting
take it eee-eee-say
why can’t I just not
express myself to the class
I don’t feel like it
fly this way and that
my exhaling attracts you
you know I’ll kill you
musically we mesh
though you frequently get mad
imagine the funds
my musical needs
let’s create and move on
I am bad at work
it’s cold in that room
the internet stinks in there
don’t put us in there, please
many diff’rent things
are considered signs of God
let’s trustr in ourselves
the depth of your mind
nope. Not in a million years
will I be with you
a constant message
with the least costly method
IMC campaign
restrictions create
a volume inflated.
or is it the flip
art is sacrifice
what kind of world is living
not my fav’rit kind
control the content
the best search engine results
I will own the world
I forgot my shirt.
As the party was dying.
I just grabbed my vest.
there are so many
just me and my machine gun
I’m interactive
like a fly you’ll be
an annoying piece of trash
your guts on the wall
how you people sleep
is so mysterious to me
think of the children
technical issues
technical understanding
technical function
quality control
encode captions properly
guide product function
take it to the grave
consider your soul brothers
they’d take one for you
this school is not shit
but I think that over time
greed has corrupted
sell, sell sell sell, sell
money money money, sell
sell sell sell, sell sell
unethical things
will make your company bad
and you won’t make cash
survival, success
sell everything you can sell
don’t care about them
shake the tree and puke
get out of the car ok
your wife’s mad at you
nod your head, could be
what kind of teacher are you
I could teach this class
retired actors
some can be so uppity
they will stonewall you
share information,
lose your opportunities.
competition’s hot
I’d like a shower
warm water flows on my head
I open my mouth
getting a haircut
“can you use a Flowbee please?”
“all the same length please”
if I whored myself
I would also hate myself
I’d rather not work
this effing country.
People are vain and only
care about money
You want an agent
They want some of your money
A catch-22
I am sickened by
Hannah Montana, I mean
it’s Miley Cyrus
ah, what is the point
they annoyed me a lot, and
now it is better
the fish like the shine
make sure to take your watch off
or else you might bleed
talent/manager
is it possible to work?
hammer it out, yo
shiny, glass surface
like a freshly Pledge’d table
exhilaration
make sure my feet stick
I can’t stand up very well
at least I don’t pose
early morning waves
“anything for the surf, bra”
is it ever cold!!
The “Dawn Patrol” bonds
sunrise unlike anything
I don’t like mornings
I’m like a dolphin
I can swim in water, and I
have sex for pleasure
the grinding action
of my muscles and acid
this is what I crave
outward emotions
I can read you like a book
you are a liar
dirt gets in my nose
as the shovel breaks the ground
my skin is leaking
which one was the first
the chicken or did the egg
questions forever
I miss Ex’pression
though walls at Full Sail are nice
but there are no girls
bring the costs down fast
pay the workers less money
you’ll end up in hell
it’s based in L.A.
network’s rooted in the past
where should I live now?
emotional temp
sidetrack your ability
they’re manageable?
the yoga handout
Justin wants to breathe fire
Erin won’t get it
people from the north say words like fire, pail, rail, and grill as one syllable. But people from the south make them into two syllables.
marvel at my tail (north)
eat beano and feel great (south)
hang on the mantle
the know all aspect
of your personality's
why you're avoided
sometimes you don’t care
“Please tell me about your life.
No, act’ally don’t.”
the cow chews the cud
spin like a washing machine
mesmerization
sincere discussions
talk to me about yourself
no thank you, I’m tir’d
strange phenomenon
we can talk of wiping butts
but not breasts, ok??
I think poo is worse
than breasts, they’re external skin.
Poo can be messy!
in some ways death tempts
my words result in eye rolls
ignorance is bliss
my autonomy
silence me and I will stop
but a dick I’ll be!
it’s a stressful job
my co-workers are assholes
boy, I want to quit
don’t you put me down
confidence is based in it
I’ll come after you
I’m paid well, ha ha
“paging Dr. So & So”
you’re still a child
make lots of money
reschedule my appointment
Dr. So & So
you describe yourself
people have lots of issues
show me the money
a fulfilling role
redefine activities
make your job worth it
brainstorm the options
int’rests with the other side
listen and argue
is it all worth it?
proactive not reactive
don’t let them cut you
bite the sour grass
fill my mouth up with dog pee
why is it so good?
plum wine and sake
cheap beer and seaweed crunchies
imitation crab
this pack weighs a ton
walk hard 'till the sun goes down
dig a hole to poop
Elizabeth, ha
don't you dare try to tell her
about her bus'ness
we got the fever
it don't matter what they want
we need room to move
the circle of poo
even the little one needs
appreciation
juvenile prankster
ants in the peanut butter
broken childhood
the environment
cover our waste with plastic
God is getting mad
love the FCC
the man knows best doesn't he
gimme some money
go to the movies
the people chew so loudly
krinkle your wrapper
memorize your script
fake like you like the ladies
lip liner and blush
the bubbles tickle
effervescence fills the mouth
don't call your parents
wedding reception
be careful not to get trashed
'till death do us part
raindrops pitter-pat
lil' rivers run down the roof
harness the excess
she just seems sincere
so what if she voted yes
our best int'rests
remember the date
write it on your calendar
anniversary!!
snap, crackle, and pop
focus the sun's beam on 'em
have compassion, God!
your needs, wants, int'rests
negative emotions kill
get our brain to quit
the who and the what
positive emotions can
stimulate fairness
prepare in advance
to gain market advantage
or just save your shirt
a critical path
first focus on the endpoint
a backwards mapping
I say "thank you, God"
di'n't want to have to do it
"Your honor, settle".
dirty tricks, tactics
nastiness in the real world
hope they are divorced
negotiation
use jujitsu, not int’rests
know what YOU can do
one text procedure
mediator makes a list
criticize the list
"you just can't papa roach"
getting to yes book
don't read it, it won't matter
"Teach, give me an A"
a cosmic crapshoot
shoot our trash into the sun
jet fuel costs a lot
can't let things go, huh
sometimes in the legal world
like a tether ball
premature judgment
know you can't change someone else
you can change yourself
inventing options
invent first, decide later
separate the acts
broaden your options
is broaden even a word?
yeah it sure is, woo!
creating problems
dreaded circle chart of life
just throw a stick in
this is Anthrax pie
eat it quickly, go to sleep
drink, magic Kool-Aid
win/win sit'ation
don't blame the other person
release emotions
consistent values
know 'em and appreciate
"yeah right I'll sign it."
basic human needs
economic well being
praise, security
so many bright lights
I can't see the crowd, you ass
turn up the vocals?
my duality
I'm rolling with the punches
but I'm feeling trapped
an ad hoc approach
we make it up as we go
fly by pants' seat
your effective pitch
be afraid of team members
they might not know shit
manufacturing
consider distribution
"save us money, k?"
sitting in traffic
smoke weed and grin at the cops
roll the windows down
don't when it's cloudy
turn on the sprink'ler system
the water will come
memorize the lines
enjoy the sweat of the palms
the director yells
our couch was 10 bucks
living temporarily
I don't want cable
duh, we can do this
cultural myopia
unify, manage
some competitor
seed of your own destruction
waiting in the wings
in the rice paddy
squish, squash, in between your toes
"eyeball to eyeball"
Return of the Fly
Danzig is silly and short
"as long as it's dead"
"eyeball to eyeball"
"man in the black pajamas"
"face down in the muck"
decision making
know when to cut your losses
yeah, Fibonacci
reinvent the wheel?
No! Just beg, borrow, and steal!
pirate the software!
controlled, waxed sliding
careful, moguls'll get you
make sure you're in shape
next to the mansion
huuuuuge disparity of wealth
the workers live there
you have a sportscar?
how much is your car payment?
what's your credit score?
finish your food now
consumption is voracious
don't throw it away
trashcans filling up
"throw away society"
recycle your mom
globalization -
the impact is the dark side.
Expand! No. Should I?
GATT signatory,
we need your cheaper products.
don't buy Chinese goods
WTO
generic transnational
shit conspiracies
factor into cost
armed, private security
U.S. filmmaking
production model
we learn from the Japanese
we are not the best
soap and a loofah
suds down the crack of the back
the warm water soothes
tragic short marriage
"You should choose wisely, my son."
divorce is messy
target GPC
countries chomping at the bit
select an item
Japanese are smart
JIT delivery
low inventory
these early classes
the teachers want the schedule
well, what can you do?
flexible, (huh-huh)
to customize a product -
swap out components
exclusive vendor
we'll stock 10,000 units
"You meet the demand?"
unrealistic
can you step up and fulfill?
the GPC calls
you must be focused
to get good at anything
practice makes perfect
(barf!)
the more you do it
(work at negotiation)
the better you get
(barf again!)
sell this greybeard now
you'll get 900 dollars
poor or no options
the constitution
government regulations
ssh! Make adjustments!
'80s Germany
economic powerhouse
we want to glom on
1989
implode economically
capitalism?
business in China
capitalistic approach!
ummm… communism?
to be a Union,
change your policies for me.
you must harmonize
customer service
Ding! Necessary evil!
big waste of money
primary, support
activities – (money drain).
who makes the most cash?
Toshiba! Blu-Ray!
Paramount and Microsoft -
fools! You guys are effed
based on location -
comparative advantage.
cheaper to do it
better management,
competitive advantage.
"economic rents"
cheaper overseas
customer satisfaction!
add value, raise prices!
enter new markets
all the time, good sales people
reach out overseas
ethical questions
you should be good citizens,
but we want money
smack, crack, bats hit balls
(the player dances between)
strike him out, wild thing
babbling, once frozen
the water tickles the ears
ever so cold, brrr
the 1980's
economic powerhouse
Japan is the shit
dumping (undercut)
money from the government
subsidization
respect our patents
Japan in the '70's
don't buy Japanese
huge shift in our minds
the globe is a marketplace
Japanese? Cheap? Not.
if you fail to plan
(business in foreign countries)
then you plan to fail
be a pioneer
consider production costs
may be disastrous
rise of the foreign,
entertainment has fused with
the technology
value added chain
sip your champagne in jest
"of leather and fur"
I want some money
the machine sells red bull yeah
let's feel alert now!
vivid expression
the mind makes up crazy things
I cannot sit still
spin, let's spin it off
license out the rights, money
the public wants it
end of the movie
predictability kills
a waste of my time
Sea World waterpark
people screaming and peeing
the residents lost
to build a theme park
marketing and LBE
high ticket prices
new HD cam'ra
scan it with a Taliesin
Blu-Ray, the victor
travel agents suck
cheesy, thrift store chaqueta
shave your face some more
infuriation
45 dollar cab ride?
"I don't think so, Bub"
find a lake, jump off
beware underwater rocks
rinse your fears away
drive across the plain
fill stations and nudity
every 5 hours, smoke
athletes, steroid use
we don't want kids to take drugs
"I'm juiced up, are you?"
wilier clans fight
bloody battles, bravery
it's about winning
high class R.V. Parks
I want accommodations
get me off my ass
newspapers no more
screens are nice, and so are trees
my pet poo's all 'round
polarizing kills
media conglomerates
what goes 'round comes 'round
the rise of Shiva
I bring death and suffering
in fair Verona
indescribable
my brain craves my pillow more
so why the long face
let's work the kids hard
their small hands fit so nicely
oh so timid they're
I'm gonna getcha
on the way to the bike rack
you're good as dead, boy.
give memos to all
even the receptionist
they, too, have a heart
"Blasphemy, my boy.
Don't you even think of that.
Father IS the son.”
eating fried goodness
talk just as the mic feeds back
"vanilla shake, please."
at time the fl'wer blooms
min'ture wings flap with buzzing
the warm, sweet nectar
puritan ethic
the U.S. lives in the past
wish I was Saudi
my belt buckle shines
slam into the ropes, my friend
I'm gonna own you
live like a soldier
obey orders, sir, yes sir
beware of the Japs
why can't we get it?
Pearl Harbor, 9/11
they both were all fake
woman, oh wooo-man
ho, stop the insanity
power animal
highly effective
you look like Billy Corgan
Why yo ears pointy?
we want the money
or we can take the vodka
keeps me warm at night
eye contact can hurt
Russians can intimidate
drink some more vodka
the music, it sooths
The Bedlam In Goliath
The Mars Volta rules
Greece & Bulgaria
they have funny speak and skin
why are you so strange?
3" proxemics
these crammed subways in Asia
stop breathing on me
flashlights shining 'round
these S.O.B.'s are nothing
"window to the soul"
confusion sets in
the lady and the donkey
what kind of school's this?
give me some tea please
hold on and stand on my back
light my cigarettes
men in baths is weird
the women make you feel great
sit and watch the tube
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